When you're hot on the bus and the windows don't openWhen you're hot on the bus and the windows don't open
When there is no money and you have to pay for an apartmentWhen there is no money and you have to pay for an apartment
When i crashed my husband's car and he's about to comeWhen I crashed my husband's car and he's about to come
Now you understand what the teacher meant when she said:"and you - on the lips!"Now you understand what the teacher meant when she said:"And you - on the lips!"
When i took expensive shoes and don't know how to tell my husbandWhen I took expensive shoes and don't know how to tell my husband
Strawberries on a soft pink background with the inscription when love is not madness it is not loveStrawberries on a soft pink background with the inscription When love is not madness it is not love
When i came home from work and even too lazy to undressWhen I came home from work and even too lazy to undress
Apple logo with a humorous inscription: apple is good when it is eatenApple logo with a humorous inscription: apple is good when it is eaten
Weightlessness when jumping up gives people a sense of freedomWeightlessness when jumping up gives people a sense of freedom